A Real Life "Smith" Situation

(A fictionalized personal narrative, based on actual events)

Remarkable that it took all of you to battle one of me. If that alone does not make all of you ”the weakest link”, I don't know what does. Thank God I survived your (character) assassination. Now, I get to tell the world about it. You bigots.

You laughed at me and in fact thought my failures were funny. Now, it's my turn. I am putting all you snakes on blast.  I am looking forward to the world learning the truth about who you really are. Good luck on the success of your venture once the truth is told.

I must admit -- dealing with you assholes took me off track for a while. But, I am back now, bitch -- speaking in my "real voice" and not giving a fuck about what any of you bastards think.

Somehow, surviving you stealing my work, hacking my website, tracking me, following me, surreptitiously recording me, and harassing me and my family for no reason whatsoever (other than the fact that you are a bitch) transformed my mind.  Dealing with your bitch ass and surviving your bullshit made me fearless.  

The one thing I know for sure is that Karma is real.  She is also a bitch. I am about to fuck you up.

Are you proud of yourselves?  

Do you feel accomplished?  

Does it feel good to be a copy cat?

On this one, I'm looking at you, "Tax Man" (you know who you are). I will never forget the arrogance you displayed and that smug look on your face as you copied my ideas and stole my work. Labeling yourself a "software developer" but asking me for my "source code." Idiot. Too blind, biased, and self-possessed to realize that I and the source are one in the same.

Now that I know what you guys are really doing, and what "software development" is really about, I also know that my true purpose on this planet is to expose you bitches for the flesh-eating monsters you really are. 

Are you really proud of your "pinpoint" technology that allows black and brown bodies to be located and captured more precisely? Every single one of you modern-day slave traders should feel ashamed of your existence. 

Oh, and regarding your other "partner" -- the one who smugly told me "that ship has sailed" (verbatim quote; that sleazy motherfucker actually said that shit to my face) when he and I met in person years ago, in the early stages of your slave trading project:  I wish I had known then just how accurate your words were. It is shocking to me just how proud all of you are to have plotted your entire futures on the theft of black and brown bodies.

And, to the original pirate, the one who lured me into this stupid project in the first place, I'm going to need a copy of that recording you made of me cursing your bitch ass out when you contacted my only client to steal them away from me. That little stunt resulted in me losing my only source of income at the time, which resulted in me losing my home, which resulted in me and my family being homeless. I need that tape to confirm how viciously and courageously I cursed your psychopathic ass out that day.

The fact that the producers are most interested in blasting you almost makes the misery you put me through worth it. Seeing your diabolical "American Psycho" ass depicted on the big screen as the snake you are will be a glorious day for me.

Now that you know who I am, I bet you wish you would have left me the fuck alone, like I asked you to do years ago. If you come at me, my children, or my family ever again, a curse will rain down on you “more powerful than anything you could ever imagine.” (Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars, 1977).

You bitch-ass motherfuckers should know by now that whatever "intelligence" you attribute to yourselves does not come anywhere close to mine. I will always be "a head" of you (a near-literal fact).

The only difference between me your bitch asses is that the entire system is rigged to operate in your favor. In a fair battle, I win. Every single time.

You guys are diabolical.

Your "innovation" is about destroying people, their businesses, and their professional reputations. All done in order to protect your wealth and the illusion of superiority that goes along with it.

After targeting specific individuals and businesses, you harvest their ideas and intelligence and thereafter incorporate that person's IP and other work product into your own supply chain analytics and knowledge management "processes" and "functions." 

After that, you watch and analyze your ridiculously diabolical plans from "afar" -- using your elaborate and sophisticated "long range forecasting" capabilities.

At the same time you are getting better and more sophisticated about "watching from afar" you are requiring your supplies to remain stationary ("back to work you Ants"), so that you can observe them better for the purpose of extracting more data.

To make matters worse, you avoid the payment of relevant taxes across the globe because you use completely fictional and made up words to describe the "technologies" and "software" you rely so heavily upon. 

Using deceptive terms "software-as-a-service" and "SaaS" your entire business plan is designed to take advantage of the ambiguity and gray area surrounding taxation of "intangibles."

Truly despicable.

You guys are the worst.

Bye bitches.

At their core, they are cowards. 

Petty thieves pretending to be bigger and badder than they really are.

They believe so deeply in their inherent superiority, they feel entitled to use their collective delusions to "crush" a person like me — who looks nothing like them, but is gifted with far superior intellectual gifts.

They are so insecure about their own "status," they feel entitled to steal from others. They operate with no consideration whatsoever to morals or ethics, granting themselves the right to lie, cheat, and steal to protect what they delusionally believe to be their superior position. It’s all fake. They are really just petty thieves.

They are also very boring.

They are un-creative and un-artistic. Lacking any natural gifts and talents, they are insecure about their ability to generate new ideas to ensure the success of their ventures.

They are all aware of this limitation (lack of creativity) within their "species." Therefore, when the "species" comes together, they deem it quite appropriate to team up and band together to protect what they regard as "their territory" (which under their warped view includes intelligence itself).

The typical result is that they agree — as a “species” — to "eat" any competing system that is better than theirs, such as the highly intelligent system I created — a system so fast and powerful that it threatens the success of their slower and less developed, weaker system.