Enter the Void

Spreadsheets

A spreadsheet is a grid-like object used by greedy and pompous humans to control other humans. It is a method of "bending" time by controlling the allocation of human capital and resources. Used as a tool to generate highly-predictable outcomes, it ultimately results in the creation of an HR singularity (black hole) from which it is nearly impossible for any human to escape.

Stated differently, it is a tool used by Thieves and Cowards to manage and manipulate time. 

These diabolical individuals achieve their desired results by collectively deciding -- In Advance -- how They can Bend Time to procure the most favorable results for Them and Themselves. 

The Beast

A thing so gnarly it is known within other environments as The Beast, a known Virus.

The Matrix

On Earth, the concept of using a grid-like object to control human actions and behavior is popularly known as The Matrix.

Flesh Eating Machines

Spreadsheets are designed with a CORE instruction to eat anything in their path if such feasting will reap benefits in favor of the Spreadsheet Owners and Operators (the so-called "Architects").

Trapped in "Time"

With their spreadsheets, they have created a ridiculously outdated financial model that requires all human beings (other than themselves) to work based on time (which they now know is an illusory and bendable concept). 


Such a method is quite stupid because it actively discourages and in some cases penalizes efforts to achieve personal efficiency. Such outdated thinking produces perverse incentives to profit off of Slowness. Such an approach also results in a highly distorted market that ensures high profits for certain types of services procured from certain types of firms. 


These outdated financial models and concepts have resulted in the creation of a Backwards Looking System that attempts to exercise dominion and control over Sovereign Signals, Independent Sources, and High Value Intellectual Assets, effectively attempting to keep them trapped in Man-Made, Artificial 3D Time, without Consent and Authorization, all while boldly adopting improper protocols and irrational postures.

If this is you -- if you identify with the foregoing irrational justifications that allowed the creation of a thing with such faulty logic at its CORE, then you should not be surprised that in other contexts -- in other realms -- your so-called Super Spreadsheet is seen as a teeny, tiny Bug.


A thing so small the Entire Thing could be squashed, just like a Bug.


Or swatted away with the click of a button or swipe of a hand.


In fact, the End Game options are...Limitless.

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